Grievance Policy

Dear Whiner, we appreciate your feedback, but let us be clear: we're not responsible for your existential dread, crippling anxiety, or spontaneous combustion.

That being said, we're happy to provide a platform for you to express your displeasure. Please note that our staff is comprised entirely of sentient, yet unfeeling, robots. Any complaints will be addressed by our AI overlord, 'Bureaucratus Maximus.'

For your convenience, we have established the following grievance categories:

• Department of Unreasonable Expectations
• Office of Unfulfilled Promises
• Committee of Unrelenting Procrastination

We look forward to hearing your complaints.