Appendix 1: The Form of Forms

For the sake of all that is good and holy, please fill out this form in triplicate.

Please note that the form below is a crucial component of our Bureaucratic Health Initiative.

This form is for official purposes only. Any attempts to use it for nefarious activities will be met with the full force of the Bureaucratic Health Code.

Section 1: Personal Details

Section 2: Bureaucratic Health Code Compliance

Please check the box to indicate your understanding of the Bureaucratic Health Code.

I understand the Bureaucratic Health Code and promise to follow it.
I will follow the Bureaucratic Health Code only when absolutely necessary.
I will defy the Bureaucratic Health Code and laugh maniacally as I do so.

Remember, your response will be reviewed by our team of highly trained Bureaucratic Health Specialists.

Don't forget to include your Bureaucratic Health Clearance Code in the subject line of your email reply.

Proceed to Section 3: The Appendices of Appendices

Submit your Form and receive your Bureaucratic Health Clearance Code

Full Name:
Birth Date:
Occupation:
Bureaucratic Clearance Code: