In the beginning, our department was just a humble group of clerks scribbling numbers on scraps of parchment. But as the ages passed, we evolved into the sleek, high-functioning machine you see before you today.
Key Milestones:
- Year 500 AD: Parchment-based record keeping
- Year 1500 AD: Invention of the abacus, allowing for marginally more efficient number-crunching
- Year 1800 AD: Introduction of the first departmental filing system, featuring a complex array of folders and subfolders
- Year 2000 AD: Departmental evolution accelerates, with the introduction of computers and the internet