We are thrilled to announce the release of our latest collection of redundant press releases. Each one is a shining beacon of unnecessary information, carefully crafted to inform you of the most irrelevant details.
The latest press releases include:
We are not just a department of redundancy, we are a ministry of revolution! Our press releases are not just press releases, they are revolutionary manifestos.
Each release is a call to action, a clarion call to arms, a... okay, they're just press releases. But they're good ones, we promise.
Click on the links below to read our latest press releases: