Pilsner Tastings

Employee Benefits

Welcome, esteemed employee of the Neo-Brutalist Empire! We're excited to offer you a taste adventure like no other. Join us for our Pilsner Tastings program, where you'll get to sample the finest, most avant-garde pilsners in the land.

Tasting Schedule

Every Thursday, at precisely 3:14 PM, we'll be hosting a Pilsner Tasting Session in the conference room. Come prepared to have your taste buds shattered by our expertly curated selection of pilsners.

Tasting Guidelines

Please follow these simple rules to ensure a safe and enjoyable experience for all participants:

• Arrive early, but not too early. We don't want to see you sipping on your favorite coffee while waiting for the tasting.
• Don't try to sneak in any non-pilsner beverages. We have security cameras.
• No sharing your pilsner with colleagues. This is a tasting, not a free-for-all.

Failure to comply may result in termination of your employment and/or revocation of your beer fridge privileges.

Pilsner of the Month

This month's featured pilsner is the infamous Pilsner of the Month. Don't miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to sample the creamy, dreamy, hoppy goodness of this pilsner.

Submissions

Do you have a pilsner that you just can't get enough of? Share it with us! Submit your pilsner to our Pilsner Submission Form, and we might just feature it as Pilsner of the Month.