Our company's Employee Happiness Index (EHI) is calculated using a proprietary blend of scientific research, corporate jargon, and pure, unadulterated speculation.
We collect data on employee happiness through our patented EHI-Tron 3000, a sophisticated device that uses AI, machine learning, and a pinch of magic to gather information on employee sentiment.
Our team of highly trained, highly caffeinated data analysts use the collected data to identify trends, patterns, and anomalies, which are then fed into our EHI-Analyzr 5000 for further processing.
Using a complex algorithm that involves a lot of handwaving and mumbling, we calculate the EHI score, which is then displayed on our EHI Scoreboard.
And that's it! Our EHI is the envy of all other companies, the pride of our shareholders, and the bane of our employees' existence.