Welcome to Insurance Department Subpage 2, where your hopes and dreams go to die. Or, you know, get processed.
We're glad you're not dead yet. That's a plus. Now, let's get this over with.
Our team of highly trained and utterly disinterested insurance specialists will guide you through the 17-page application form, the 4-hour phone tree, and the 3-month wait for a decision.
Because what's a little thing like "your life" compared to the thrill of bureaucratic red tape?