Human Conditions
A comprehensive guide to the intricacies of human existence.
Office Supplies for the Soulless
Standardized Suffering: A Guide for the Newly Arrived
Conditioning Forms for the Easily Controlled
Office Supplies for the Soulless
A selection of essential items for the modern office drone.
- Blank, unending sheets of paper for your endless reports.
- Sharp, pointed pens for signing your life away.
- Red stapler for the occasional outburst of rage.
Standardized Suffering: A Guide for the Newly Arrived
A primer on the art of feeling just as miserable as everyone else.
- The 5 Stages of Grief, in PowerPoint.
- A Flowchart for Determining When to Quit.
- A Checklist for Properly Filling Out TPS Forms.
Conditioning Forms for the Easily Controlled
A collection of forms for optimizing your every waking moment.
- Form 27-B/6: The Standardized Form for Requesting More Coffee.
- Form 42-G: The Mandatory Form for Reporting Your Hours Worked.
- Form 11-D/3: The Official Form for Declaring Your Lunch Breaks.