Due to unforeseen circumstances, the Ministry of Redundant Affairs has been forced to declare a mandatory meeting on Friday at 2pm to discuss the importance of meetings themselves.
All citizens are required to attend, as their presence is crucial to the success of this meeting. Any absence will be met with dire consequences, including but not limited to:
Please make sure to bring your favorite pen and paper for note-taking, as the importance of note-taking cannot be overstated.