Apply Now: The Bureaucracy's Most Elite Positions

Are you prepared to sacrifice your soul for the sake of efficiency and red tape? Do you have what it takes to join our team of highly trained, highly paid, and highly bored employees?

Bureaucratic Jobs

• Bureaucrat - The ultimate enforcer of rules and regulations.
• Bureaucratic Assistant - The unsung hero of paperwork and data entry.
• Bureaucratic Analyst - The master of spreadsheets and PowerPoint presentations.

Internships

• Undercover Operative - Spend a summer pretending to do work while actually doing minimal work.
• Bureaucratic Intern - Learn the art of doing nothing for three months while getting a stipend.

Specializations

• Bureaucratic Red Tape Specialist - Master the art of creating and maintaining an endless loop of paperwork.
• Bureaucratic Protocol Specialist - Develop and enforce arbitrary rules and regulations.