The Bureaucratic Appendices of the Universe

For the purposes of intergalactic record-keeping and red tape, we present to you the most exhaustive collection of bureaucratic jargon and legalese in the cosmos.

Table of Contents Glossary of Bureaucratic Terms Galactic Form 27: Application for Permission Slip 3456

Galactic Regulation 427: The Right to be Bureaucratically Indefinite

Article 1: The right to be confused.

Section A: The right to have multiple forms for every occasion.

Section B: The right to have an appeal process that never ends.

Bureaucratic Circular 345: The Circular Reasoning Act

Article 1: We're doing this because we're doing it.

Section A: We're doing this for your own good.

Section B: If you don't do this, we'll be forced to do it for you.

Directive 902: The Bureaucratic Directive of Directive-ception

Article 1: We have a directive for this directive.

Section A: The directorate has directed us to direct you.

Section B: You will be directed to direct us.