Here are some pearls of wisdom from the great Bureaucratic Overlords:
"A form is not just a form, it's a way of life."
"The only thing more painful than filling out a form is filling out a form for someone else."
"Bureaucracy is not just a system, it's a way of thinking."
For more wisdom, visit our Manifestos of Bureaucratic Ideology.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, navigate to The Great Overlords' Guide to Red Tape.