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LETTER OF APPOINTMENT TO THE SUPREME BUREAUCRAT

By the power vested in me, I, the Grand Poobah, hereby appoint you as Supreme Bureaucrat of this, our great nation.

You will be responsible for making decisions, writing decrees, and generally being in charge of everything.

Do not hesitate to contact the Bureaucratic Assistants if you have any questions or need further clarification on the duties and responsibilities of your new position.

Signed,
The Grand Poobah