From: The Great and Powerful Bureaucratic Overlord, Lord McPaperpusher
Subject: Permission to Use Excessive Amounts of Red Tape
Dear Sir/Madam, Bureaucratic Red Tape Department,
I hope this letter finds you well in your never-ending quest for paperwork. I am writing to request permission to use an excessive amount of red tape in my upcoming project, "The Never-Ending Loop of Red Tape." This project, which I am sure you are aware of, involves wrapping the entire city in layers upon layers of red tape, ensuring that no one can ever escape the beauty and wonder of bureaucracy.
I am confident that with your blessing, I will be able to achieve my goal of creating the most efficient, most complex, and most utterly frustrating experience for the citizens of this fair city.
Thank you for your prompt attention to this matter. I look forward to hearing from you soon.
Sincerely, The Great and Powerful Bureaucratic Overlord, Lord McPaperpusher