TO: The Great Bureaucratic Response Committee
FROM: The Department of Unnecessary Red Tape
SUBJECT: Request for Permission to Do Something
We are writing to inform you that we have been unable to find any record of your request in our database. Please fill out form 27-B/6 and submit it to the correct departmental office for processing.
Please find attached the necessary paperwork for the requested form.
Please note that this letter is a template and has been approved by the Ministry of Red Tape.
The Department of Unnecessary Red Tape
Please do not respond to this letter as it is a waste of our time.