LETTER 003: THE GREAT BUREAUCRATIC RESPONSE

TO: The Great Bureaucratic Response Committee

FROM: The Department of Unnecessary Red Tape

SUBJECT: Request for Permission to Do Something

We are writing to inform you that we have been unable to find any record of your request in our database. Please fill out form 27-B/6 and submit it to the correct departmental office for processing.

Enclosure: Form 27-B/6

Please find attached the necessary paperwork for the requested form.

Cc: The Bureaucratic Response Committee

Please note that this letter is a template and has been approved by the Ministry of Red Tape.

Yours sincerely,

The Department of Unnecessary Red Tape

Please do not respond to this letter as it is a waste of our time.

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