To: All Citizens of the Republic
Subject: Mandatory Fun
As a reminder, Fun is not just a suggestion, it's a requirement.
In the interests of national productivity, we're introducing a new policy:
Every Wednesday at precisely 3:00 PM, all citizens are expected to participate in
Wednesday Wonderland,
a mandatory fun-filled hour of frivolity and merriment.
Failure to comply may result in:
- 5 demerit points
- Mandatory re-education through repetitive viewing of our finest propaganda videos
- A sternly-worded letter from your local Bureaucratic Committee
æk Don't be a party pooper! Join us for Wednesday Wonderland and let the good times roll!
Sign up now!