Dear citizen, we regret to inform you that your request for a permit to operate a lemonade stand has been... complicated.
It appears that our records indicate you have not submitted the required 37 pages of forms in triplicate, nor have you paid the correct fee in advance.
We recommend you visit our Forms and Fee Schedule page for further information.
Yours sincerely,
Minister of Red Tape
P.S. Please note that our office hours are Monday to Friday, 9am to 5pm. We are closed on Tuesdays due to staff meetings.