Bureaucratic Redundancy Level 3

A Guide to Doing the Bare Minimum

By now, you should have mastered the art of doing the minimum amount of work possible. Congratulations! You've reached the pinnacle of efficiency. Or have you?

Redundant Tasks

  1. Fill out form 27-B, section 4, subsection 2, and sign with your left hand.
  2. Certify that you have read the manual, even though you haven't.
  3. Press the button that says "Press Here to Continue".

Advanced Redundancy Techniques

  1. Take 2 minutes to write an email that could have been an email chain.
  2. Mandate that the report be printed on 14pt font, double spaced.
  3. Use 3 different font sizes in the same paragraph. Because reasons.

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Disclaimer: The above content is for entertainment purposes only. Do not attempt to use these techniques in real-world situations. Or do. We don't care.