LOAN APPLICATION SUBMISSION PAGE

Submit your loan application here and we'll review it with all the speed and efficiency of a bureaucratic nightmare!

Name:
Email:
Phone:
Address: assistant
Desired Loan Amount:
Reason for Loan:
Submit Loan Application to the Bureaucratic Red Tape

Don't forget to attach your resume, a copy of your driver's license, and a brief cover letter explaining why you're not a risk for loan default. We'll get back to you in 6-12 months.

Check on the progress of your loan application

See our list of reasons for loan approval or denial