Bureaucratic Loan Application

What we accept:

• Space Rocks
• Time Traveler's Checks
• Intergal Credits
• Unconventional Energy Sources (e.g. kinetic, potential, or quantum)
• Non-renewable Resources (we're looking at you, dinosaur-based economies)
• Unsecured Debt Instruments (just kidding, we're not actually lending money)

Don't bother trying to fill out this form if you don't meet our stringent requirements. We have a team of highly trained, highly skeptical accountants who will review your application and laugh at your pitiful attempts at fiscal responsibility.

Want to see what we don't accept? Click here!

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our What We Accept, But Pretend We Don't page. Just don't say we didn't warn you.