It started with a simple request for a cup of coffee. But little did we know, the journey would lead us down a rabbit hole of existential dread, bureaucratic red tape, and the ultimate realization that our breakroom's vending machine was actually just a portal to another dimension
It was just supposed to be a simple stapler, but somehow it got lost in the depths of the supply closet, leaving us with a trail of shredded dreams and a never-ending cycle of form 27-B's and meetings about meetings. But don't worry, we're still trying to find it...
Some say it was a prank gone wrong, others say it was an alien abduction. But one thing is certain: the coffee machine has been down for weeks, and our productivity has never been lower...