The Mailbox of Despair: Where Hope Goes to Die

Department of Red Tape

Form 12-B/2: Request for Permission to Request for Permission

To Whom It May Concern:

You are hereby notified that your request for permission to request for permission has been received. Please be advised that this is not, in fact, a real form, and you are not, in fact, requesting permission. You are simply being asked to fill out this form to prove your worthiness to request for permission.

Below, please find the following required fields:

1. Reason for Requesting Permission to Request for Permission:
2. Estimated Time Spent Bureaucratically:
3. Number of Holes Punched in the Form:
4. Additional Comments (optional):

Please note that this form will not, in fact, be reviewed. Your time is not your own. You are not your own. You are a cog in the machine of Bureaucracy.