MANDATRON'S DIRECTIVE #3456: Bureaucratic Red Tape Reduction

By the power vested in me, I, Mandatron, hereby decree:

1. That all paperwork shall be filled out in triplicate.
2. That all reports shall be submitted in triplicate.
3. That all meetings shall be held in triplicate.

Failure to comply will result in:

1. Severe penalties, including but not limited to:
2. Fines, fees, and/or forced attendance at additional meetings.
3. Reassignment to a lower caste within the Bureaucracy.
4. Revocation of all privileges, including but not limited to: parking, coffee machine usage, and access to the break room fridge.

Don't say I didn't warn you.