MANDATES - Because Who Needs Freedom Anyway?

Section 1: The Mandatory Fun Section

Mandate 1: Wear a Slightly Less Uncomfortable Jumpsuit to Work

You are required to wear a jumpsuit that is only 2 sizes too small, at all times.

You must spend exactly 30 minutes each day in a state of pure focus, preferably while staring at a wallประก.

Section 2: The Mandatory Fun-optional Section

On Fridays, you must don the most obnoxious red socks you can find, or risk being sent to the depths of Bureaucracy-land.

Section 3: The Mandatory Not-Fun Section

You are required to take a 10-minute snooze every 4th hour, or face the consequences of being late to your mandatory meeting.