**Medical Exemptions: Because You're Not Actually Sick**
Are you tired of actually being sick? Do you want to spend more time binge-watching cat videos on your couch? Look no further! Our medical exemptions are here to help.
Our team of highly trained bureaucrats will review your request and determine whether or not you're actually sick enough to warrant a medical exemption. Don't worry, it's a totally objective process.
**Common Exemptions:**
- Exemption for excessive Netflix watching (up to 12 hours a day)
- Exemption for eating 10+ slices of pizza in one sitting
- Exemption for using the phrase "just a little bit" when asked to do actual work
- Exemption for having a "condition" that makes you allergic to mornings (aka Monday)
**Subpages:** Request a Doctor's Note Get a Mental Health Record Apply for Medical Marijuana Card (for chronic Netflix-watching)
**Note:** All applications are subject to review and approval by our team of highly trained bureaucrats. Please allow up to 30 business days for processing.