WHEREAS, the world has been a dull and drab place for far too long;
BE IT HEREBY ORDERED BY THE NEBULUS BUREAUCRACY THAT:
- All citizens are hereby mandated to wear their pajamas to work on Fridays;
- Free pizza will be distributed to all employees at 3 PM sharp on Fridays;
- The coffee machine will dispense only extra-creamy coffee, no matter what time of day or night it is.
Acknowledging this mandate, you are now required to:
Submandate #43: Saturday Shenanigans | Bonkers Bonfire Mandate