By order of the Ministry of Relaxation and Leisure, it is decreed that every Sunday shall be a day of unadulterated joy. All work shall cease, and all citizens shall partake in activities of pure pleasure.
Article 1: Mandatory Napping
Every citizen shall take a minimum of 4 hours of rest on Sunday, lest they face severe penalties.
Article 2: Mandatory Eating of Fats and Carbohydrates
Citizens are encouraged to consume copious amounts of pizza, donuts, and other sweet treats. The more, the merrier.
Article 3: Mandatory Participation in Frivolous Activities
Citizens shall engage in activities of utter frivolity, including but not limited to, playing video games, watching cat videos, and reading memes.
Appendix 1: List of Officially Approved Leisure Activities
May the solace be with you, citizen.