Tuesday Tantrums

Official Mandate 3456-B

By order of the Supreme Bureaucratic Council, all employees are required to wear a bright yellow shirt on Tuesdays to promote productivity and happiness.

Failure to comply will result in a written warning and a side of disappointment.

For further information, please refer to:

Employee Remediation Protocols Tantrum Reporting Guidelines

Important Notice

Due to unforeseen circumstances, today's Tuesday Tantrums have been upgraded to a full-fledged EMERGENCY. Please remain calm and report to the nearest safe zone.

Emergency Procedures