Medical Records: A Bureaucratic Nightmare

Your Medical History

prophets' Personal Data

Age: 27

Sex: Male

Occupation: Prophets' Analyst (self-proclaimed)

prophets' Medical Conditions

Diagnosed with Existential Dread

Treated with Regularly Scheduled Medications

prophets' Prescription History

Prescribed: 42 different types of pills

Side effects: Confusion, Dizziness, and a strong sense of Despair

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