Bureaucracy Meeting Minutes, 2023-02-28

Present: Manager McManagerface, Assistant Manager Assisty McAssistantface, and 3 Interns (who were only there for the free donuts).

Agenda:

• Tuesday's Meeting: Who ate the last of the donuts
• Wednesday's Meeting: Who forgot their password
• Thursday's Meeting: Who stole the stapler

Minutes:

Manager McManagerface: "I didn't eat the last of the donuts, I swear."

Assistant Manager McAssistantface: "Liar."

Intern 1: "Actually, I think I might have eaten the last of the donuts."

Manager McManagerface: "Fine, you can have the rest of the donuts, but next time, ask before taking the last one."

Intern 2: "But, sir, the donut was calling my name."

Manager McManagerface: "The donut was not calling your name, you donut thief."

Intern 3: "I'm just here for the free Wi-Fi."

Assistant Manager McAssistantface: "You're not even getting free Wi-Fi, you slacker."

Manager McManagerface: "Meeting adjourned due to donut-related drama."