It was decided that the coffee machine in the break room was, in fact, a sentient being with a penchant for existential dread. After a heated discussion, it was ruled that the machine would be given a 30-minute time-out and a strongly-worded letter.
Decision 1: The coffee machine shall be given a 30-minute time-out and a strongly-worded letter for its insurrectionist tendencies.
This meeting has been adjourned. The minutes will be posted online soon.
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