MEETING MINUTES - 2024-01-01

Attendees: Prophet McProphetface, Bob, and Steve

Item 1: The coffee was cold
Item 2: The copier jammed
Item 3: Someone ate the last donut
Item 4: The meeting was cancelled due to 'sudden-onset existential dread'

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