January 1, 2022

4:00pm - Bureaucratic Anarchy Division

• Meeting 001: New Year's Resolutions
• Meeting 002: Bureaucratic Incompetence Review
• Meeting 003: Coffee Machine Malfunctioning (Again)
• Meeting 004: New Employee Orientation (Again)

Present: John, Jane, Bob, Alice, and the Coffee Machine (which was not actually a machine, but a sentient being with a vendetta against humanity).