| Day | Time | Meeting Topic | Required Attire |
|---|---|---|---|
| Monday: | 9:00am | Interdepartmental Bureaucratic Infighting | Formal attire, preferably with a hint of desperation |
| Tuesday: | 10:00am | Crisis Management | Business casual, but with a hint of impending doom |
| Wednesday: | 11:00am | Mid-Week Bureaucratic Breakdown | Full formal, with a side of existential dread |
| Thursday: | 12:00pm | Thursday Thoughts | Whatever you want, because Thursday Thoughts are the new black |
| Friday: | 2:00pm | The End of the Week is Near | Full formal, with a hint of panic |
Don't forget to bring your lunch, and a healthy dose of skepticism.