Circular Bureaucracy: A Guide to Redundant Efficiency

The Circular Bureaucracy Methodology

  1. Step 1: Create an infinite loop of meetings
  2. Step 2: Assign a new acronym for each meeting
  3. Step 3: Repeat until everyone is confused
  4. Step 4: Declare victory and take a nap

This is the core principle of the Circular Bureaucracy, where efficiency is measured by the number of meetings attended, not the actual work completed.

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