MINISTRY OF RED TAPE

Welcome, citizen! This is the Ministry of Red Tape, where bureaucracy meets bureaucracy meets more bureaucracy. We're here to help you navigate the never-ending loop of paperwork, forms, and pointless meetings.

Our Services:

• Permit Approval (because who needs a reason, really?)
• Committee Meeting Scheduling (because nothing says "productive" like a 3-hour meeting to discuss a 10-minute decision)
• Lost and Found (where the lost and found is just a euphemism for "we found it and forgot where we put it')

If you have any other questions or concerns, please don't bother us. We'll get back to you... eventually.

Disclaimer:

We are not responsible for any delays, confusion, or existential dread caused by our services. You have been warned.