Item 1: The State of the Bureaucracy

Discussion began with a review of the current state of the Bureaucracy. It was noted that:

  • The coffee machine was not functioning.
  • The stapler was jammed.
  • The copier was on fire.

Actions items included: fixing the coffee machine, replacing the stapler, and calling in a fire department.

Item 2: New Business

Discussion turned to new business, including:

  • Introducing a new form to fill out for every task.
  • Implementing a new dress code.
  • Creating a new committee to deal with all the new forms.

Actions items included: drafting the new form, purchasing the new dress code, and recruiting new committee members.

Adjournment

The meeting was adjourned at 3:00 PM, after a grueling 3 hours of discussion.