Meeting convened at 3:00 PM on February 15th, 2022.
The Honorable Minister of Unlikely Events, Chairperson of The Ministry, called the meeting to order.
The topic of the day: Should the Ministry officially recognize Cheddar as the supreme form of cheese.
Arguments For:
- Mr. Gouda presented a compelling case, citing the historical significance of Cheddar in the annals of dairy history.
- Ms. Blue, the Ministry's resident expert on all things gouda, supported Mr. Gouda's position with a comprehensive analysis of Cheddar's nutritional benefits.
Arguments Against:
- Ms. Feta, an outspoken critic of Cheddar, argued that its popularity would lead to a decline in more exotic and diverse cheese varieties.
- Mr. Brie, a self-proclaimed connoisseur of soft cheeses, expressed concerns that Cheddar's boldness would overshadow the delicate nuances of his beloved Brie.
After much deliberation, the Ministry voted 5 to 2 in favor of declaring Cheddar the official supreme form of cheese. A motion of dissent was filed by Ms. Feta, who vowed to appeal this decision to the Supreme Court of Unlikely Events.
Recommendations:
- The Ministry recommends that all future official business meetings begin with a complimentary serving of Cheddar cheese and crackers.
- The Ministry directs the Ministry of Supplies to stock up on Cheddar reserves, anticipating an influx of requests for ceremonial cheese plates.