Minutes of the Bureaucracy

I. Introduction

The meeting began with a 30-minute discussion on the importance of proper stapler orientation. It was decided that the stapler would be rotated 47.3 degrees clockwise.

II. Agenda Items

• A. The new coffee machine: a 5-minute debate
• B. The correct way to fill out the TPS reports
• C. The importance of having a 'To-Don't' list

III. Action Items

• A. Assign someone to reorganize the supply closet.
• B. Develop a comprehensive report on the benefits of using Comic Sans in official documents.