Phase 3: The Deny-Until-Late Initiative
Because who needs productivity, really? Our team has decided to take a bold new approach: deny everything until it's absolutely, positively, without-a-doubt late. And by "late," we mean "never." Welcome to Phase 3, where the concept of urgency is a foreign idea.
- Phase 3 Bureaucratic Bureaucracy: Because We Said So
- Phase 3 Cancellation Culture: We're Not Doing That
- Phase 3 The Bureaucratic Loop: Staircase of Stalling