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You've finally made it to Phase 4! Congratulations, or condolences.
In this stage, you'll be treated to an eternity of form-filling, signature-gathering, and meetings with our esteemed officials.
Don't worry, it's not all bad! You'll have the chance to reorganize our filing systems, reclassify our forms, and generally make our paperwork more confusing than ever before.
But wait, there's more! You'll also have the opportunity to attend our famous "Bureaucratic Red Tape Entanglement" workshops, where you'll learn the art of making a 5-page form out of a 2-page one.
So, if you're ready to have your mind turned to mush by the endless cycle of paperwork and procedure, then Phase 4 is the place for you!