Phase 3: The Redundancy Initiative

Objective: To create an even more Byzantine and Byzantine bureaucracy

We are pleased to announce the launch of Phase 3: The Redundancy Initiative. This phase aims to further complicate and obfuscate our already labyrinthine administrative procedures.

Our team of highly trained experts have worked tirelessly to ensure that every form requires 17 separate signatures, 23 different approvals, and 31 redundant checks.

Key features of Phase 3 include:

• Bureaucratic labyrinths now have a 4th dimension
• Every form will now have at least 3 identical pages
• Our phone system has been replaced with a 10-digit phone tree

We are confident that Phase 3 will make our office a more enjoyable and stimulating environment for everyone.

For further information, please refer to:

• Red Tape Roadmap
• Phase 4: The Redundancy Initiative's Even More Redundant Phase