As we discussed in Chapter 2, meetings are an essential tool in any bureaucratic organization. However, with the advent of email, the art of losing an entire day to meetings has become a lost art.
Today, we'll cover some tips on how to master this ancient art:
• Meet at 9, leave at 5: This timeless classic is sure to impress your superiors and colleagues alike. Who needs productivity when you can have a 4-hour meeting about the color palette of the conference room?
• The art of the 3-hour meeting: This is when you take the classic 9, leave at 5 and multiply it by 2. A true masterclass in meeting efficiency.
• Agenda-less meetings: The key to these meetings is not the agenda, but the art of conversation. Just sit, talk, and pretend to care.
Remember, the art of losing an entire day to meetings requires dedication, patience, and a healthy dose of creative procrastination.