Meet the Incompetents

Our Team of Highly Trained, Yet Somewhat Inept Individuals

Our team is comprised of highly skilled and highly unlikely individuals who have somehow managed to make a career out of doing things that could be done by anyone with a pulse.

• Meet Bob, the guy who somehow still hasn't gotten around to fixing the copier
• And then there's Karen, who still hasn't mastered the art of using the stapler
• Our team leader, Dave, who still can't remember where he put his keys
• And finally, our intern, who's only here because he's related to the CEO

Together, we form a cohesive unit of inefficiency and bureaucratic red tape. Join us in our quest to make doing absolutely nothing look like it's actually accomplishing something!