Today's schedule:
- 9:00 AM - Mandatory Diversity and Inclusion Training
- 10:00 AM - "The Art of Apologizing for Your Actions" Workshop
- 12:00 PM - Lunch Break - Free Pizza and Self-Improvement Journals
- 1:00 PM - "Advanced Sarcasm and Passive-Aggression Techniques" Training
- 3:00 PM - "The Power of Positive Thinking (or How to Fake It)" Panel Discussion
Reminders:
- Remember to smile during meetings.
- Don't smile during meetings.
- Optional: Smile when it's actually funny.
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