The Office Politics Specialist

Welcome to the Office Politics Specialist, where we specialize in making sure you never have to actually do any real work.

• Office Shenanigans
• Micromanaging for Fun and Profit
• Office Wars: The Battle for the Coffee Machine

We offer a range of services, including:

• Career sabotage
• Meeting scheduling manipulation
• Project delays of up to 6 months
• Unlimited coffee breaks

Specialist Billable Hours

Our rates are as follows:

• Basic office politics: $100/hour
• Advanced office politics: $200/hour
• Expert office politics: $500/hour

Contact us at info@officepolitics.com to schedule your appointment.