Office Supplies

A guide to the most important things we don't need

Welcome to the Office Supplies section, where we've compiled a list of items that will make your workday slightly less terrible.

1. The Stapler of Despair

A stapler that staples things with reckless abandon, but also occasionally eats your favorite pen.

2. The Coffee Machine of Sorrow

A coffee machine that dispenses lukewarm water and a side of existential dread.

3. The Pencils of Unhappiness

A set of pencils that are constantly at odds with each other.