DEAR HUMAN: We are the official request prophets, and we have received your request. We will do NOT be responding to it, because we are busy being prophetic.
PLEASE NOTE: We have a long list of requests to attend to. If you want to get in line, you should DEFINITELY check out our Waiting List.
IF YOU INSIST: We will send you to our Queue Page, where you can WASTE your time waiting for our response.