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Standard Operating Procedures

  1. Procedure 1: Fill out form 27-B/6 in triplicate.
  2. Procedure 2: Staple 17 forms together while whistling "La Cucuruma".
  3. Procedure 3: Call the IT department to ask for help, but only if you're really, really stuck.

For more procedures, see Procedural Appendix