Minutes of the Meeting of the Century (That You Were Forced to Attend)

Meeting Summary:

After 2 hours of discussion, 5 minutes of actual progress was made.

Agreed upon: The color scheme for the new copier will be 'Generic Beige'. (10:00-10:05am)
Disagreed upon: Lunch options will be 'Pasta Salad' and 'Pasta Salad'.
Adjourned: 2:45pm. Everyone left early.

John: Spoke at length about the importance of the copier.

Jane: Questioned the copier's font size. (Was overruled)

Bob: Was late. Again.

Next meeting: 'The Great Paperclip Debate' - 1st Floor, Conference Room, 3:00pm